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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour billable hour is just a fancy way of saying manual data-entry.
Junior associate (loves billable hours, fears the PDF merge).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing properties without the human tax.
ow.youAI▸ LEXICORE CONTRACT PROCESSOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
flags every suspicious clause in seconds
You spend all day reviewing property titles and redlining contracts for clients. We have better software for that.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read between the lines when a client is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR software begins categorizing every scrap of paper in your office.
Month 5
AI agents suggest changes to contracts faster than your eyes can scan.
Month 12
Digital scrapers verify property history without manual visits to county clerks.
Month 16
Software automatically nags clients for missing signatures until they comply.
Year 2 · D-Day
The algorithm signs the deed and confirms the funding perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4 hours daily
Time spent finding typos
12 cups
Coffee consumed per closing
High
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital legal library.
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