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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour billable hour is just a countdown to your own obsolescence.
Senior Partner (mostly clauses, emotionally exhausted)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your latte.
help!youAI▸ LEXI-CONTRACTOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
accelerates property closings to milliseconds
You draft purchase agreements and untangle property titles until your eyes burn. Then you charge for the privilege.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the title search failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-speed lasers digitize every physical title deed in existence.
Month 6
Smart models generate purchase agreements without any human typos.
Month 15
Software scrapes all municipal land laws instantly for certainty.
Year 2
Clients click buttons to close deals while you remain offline.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The system finishes the final closing and removes your access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
40 hours/week
Billable hours wasted
4.2 percent
Drafting errors
too much
Coffee consumption
Your severance
One free electronic stamp and a stress ball.
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