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June 28, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYour billable hour is the only thing currently keeping you employed.
Master of the fine print and 400-page lease agreements.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the human emotional baggage.
sluurp.you▸ LEXI-CONTRACTOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters lease clauses into optimal profit outcomes
You draft lease agreements and resolve tenant disputes for property firms. Your desk is a cemetery of contracts.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually able to sense when a client is lying to your face.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software templates now replace your manual drafting of basic leases.
Month 7
Smart alerts flag every tiny change in local housing law.
Month 16
Chatbots handle routine tenant disputes before a lawyer even hears.
Year 2.1
Algorithms predict court outcomes better than your legal intuition ever could.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The system replaces your signature with a secure digital cryptographic hash.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4.2 seconds
Average review time
12 percent
Human error rate
180 gallons
Coffee consumed annually
Your severance
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