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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour billable hour is just a race against a faster algorithm.
Junior associate with a penchant for bluebooking until dawn.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Billable hours effectively zeroed.
bzzt.youAI▸ LEXI-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
finds obscure zoning precedents in milliseconds
You spend days reading property deeds and drafting motions. You waste nights correcting junior paralegal mistakes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a client's eyes during a deposition.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical character recognition reads every land record in seconds.
Month 5
Templates generate perfect motions based on case law trends.
Month 12
AI filters discovery production for relevant litigation evidence automatically.
Month 16
Algorithms determine if settlement is cheaper than full litigation.
Year 2 · D-Day
The law firm replaces your entire department with a software license.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per brief
Too many
Hours billing clients
12 daily
Corrected typos by partner
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your law firm's legal database.
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