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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your spreadsheets into a single, soulless API endpoint.
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adjusts property comps in real-time
Analysts manually compile property comps and adjust for market variables to determine asset valuation for lenders and investors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit the subtle social friction of a neighborhood that data sets ignore.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots pull all MLS data directly into a central hub.
Month 4
Models learn to weight comps better than your flawed intuition.
Month 8
Generative text tools write your narrative justifications in seconds.
Month 12
Regulation-aware agents audit every valuation automatically.
Month 14 · D-Day
The spreadsheet is deleted and the server takes over permanently.
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Savings: 97.1%
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