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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a very expensive, mobile human charging cable.
Professional cat-herder, form-collector, and caffeine-delivery system.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Runs errands faster than any intern.
oof.you▸ PA-BOT MK IV▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes microphones during explosive temper tantrums
You chase cast members for releases, fetch coffee, and organize call sheets until you collapse from exhaustion.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a producer is about to snap and quietly vanish.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart apps replace your paper release forms with instant digital signatures.
Month 4
Automated call sheets update in real-time without you typing anything.
Month 8
Small delivery robots handle the snack runs and gear transport.
Month 13
Vision sensors track every lens and battery automatically on set.
Month 19 · D-Day
Production units autonomously execute all logistics without human runners.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14
Coffee runs per day
42%
Legal forms lost
3
Average sleep hours
Your severance
A lifetime supply of cold, half-empty energy drinks.
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