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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour manufactured drama is finally being replaced by smarter, cheaper algorithms.
Professional manipulator, expert in artificial emotional distress.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Synthetic chaos that always hits the ratings.
blub.you▸ DRAMABOT V.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
triggers manufactured viral controversies overnight
You perform scripted conflict and forced social interaction for cameras. Editors cut your life into soundbites.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can maintain a perfectly disingenuous face while crying for the cameras.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Real-time AI renders your expressions to appear more emotionally volatile.
Month 6
Language models write dialogue that triggers maximum viewer outrage.
Month 12
Digital personas replace human actors to avoid salary negotiations.
Month 16
Software cuts raw feeds into high-retention viral segments instantly.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your contract expires and the studio switches to permanent synthetic talent.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99,000 hourly
Fake arguments generated
0 percent
Public reputation retention
12 seconds
Audience attention span
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium social media filters.
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