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Your job has an expiration date
September 29, 2126
In 100 yearsReality is messy and physics isn't an API, so you are safe.
Existential threat with a flair for dramatic capes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Why rewrite reality when you can ignore it?
ow.you▸ COSMICOVERRIDE V1.0▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
collapses the local quantum wave function
You alter the laws of nature to perform heroic feats. We currently lack the sensors to track you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can manifest an infinite supply of donuts without debugging the source code.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
We start mapping the spatial distortions caused by your heroics.
Year 14
Simulation software attempts to predict the outcome of your whims.
Year 33
Hardware starts locking down the local constants you usually bend.
Year 55
Algorithms handle the minor heroics, leaving you only the hard stuff.
Year 100 · D-Day
The universe is patched, and you are no longer strictly necessary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
constant
laws of physics broken
too many
unintended timeline splinters
unlimited
cost of property damage
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a boring dimension.
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