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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Receptionist And Retail Manager jobs? · Latest report #7yrwejbn
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour smile is a low-bandwidth interface for a high-speed database.
Gatekeeper of the lobby, spreadsheet warrior of retail stock.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising the first impression.
help!youAI▸ FRONTDESK-X 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes membership signups in three seconds
You greet visitors, manage retail inventory, and handle membership transactions at the front desk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when someone is actually upset rather than just being annoying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Visitor logs move to a touch-screen tablet by the door.
Month 5
RFID tags track every retail item in real-time.
Month 9
Signups and badge requests happen instantly via mobile app.
Month 14
Payment terminals replace the need for a human cash handler.
Month 18 · D-Day
The lobby pod takes full control of all visitor flow.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
Unlimited
Greets per hour
0.00 percent
Inventory error rate
Zero
Awkward silences
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the lobby you once managed.
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