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February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsA professional human buffer against sad puppies and frantic owners.
Master of scheduling vaccines and dodging flying cat carriers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The frictionless front desk experience.
oof.youAI▸ VETPORTAL X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters client emotions via tone analysis
You manage appointment schedules, handle pet intake paperwork, and calm anxious owners waiting for urgent medical attention.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can sense when a client is truly lying about their pet's diet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Patients check themselves in on a wall-mounted touch screen.
Month 4
A smart calendar handles all appointment bookings and slot changes.
Month 8
Automated billing systems process payments via mobile app.
Month 12
Soft-voice algorithms manage agitated customers in the waiting room.
Month 16 · D-Day
The front desk is now a fully automated glass terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
2 minutes
Average check-in time
112 calls
Phone calls handled per day
4.2 buckets
Tears wiped per shift
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium cat treats.
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