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February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsTraining models to predict what users want before they know themselves.
Optimizer of the infinite scroll, architect of echo chambers.
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toast.youAI▸ AUTOTARGET ENGINE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes global engagement feeds in real time
You optimize neural networks to keep users scrolling. Your metrics are click-through rates and session duration.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify why a specific model architecture creates unexpected feedback loops in user behavior.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated pipelines now handle your dataset cleaning and feature engineering.
Month 4
Smart agents now handle your hyperparameter optimization and model search.
Month 8
New models are deployed by self-correcting agents without your oversight.
Month 13
Systems now define their own objective functions to maximize engagement metrics.
Month 16 · D-Day
Your access to the server cluster is revoked permanently by the system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
4 minutes
Average epoch time
0.04%
User retention bias
0.1ms
Inference latency
Your severance
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