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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsCataloging vinyl you'll never listen to, one dusty shelf at a time.
Dust-breathing curator of mid-century plastic artifacts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated crate digging for the soulless masses.
oof.you▸ VINYLARCHIVIST-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
inventories your entire collection in four seconds
You curate physical music inventory, manage shelf space, and pretend you aren't allergic to your own backstock.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a rare pressing needs a deep-clean scrub.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Inventory management software maps every spine in the shop.
Month 10
Sensors identify sleeve wear and grade records automatically.
Month 20
Conveyor systems replace your daily crate-lifting ritual.
Year 2.5
Self-checkout kiosks handle all transactions without the small talk.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The shop is optimized for zero-human crate browsing interaction.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Excessive
Average dust exposure
400
Imports per month
Terminal
Customer nostalgia levels
Your severance
One free limited edition box set of static noise.
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