Retrieving the file
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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Records Specialist jobs? · Latest report #tg576qcg
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour career is just a stack of files awaiting a delete command.
Professional curator of dusty digital and physical archives.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Filing never required a human anyway.
oof.youAI▸ DATAPURGE PRO V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags sensitive metadata in under a millisecond
You track, retrieve, and redact sensitive documents for legal requests. Soon, a script will automate the entire process.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain why a file is truly missing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models start auto-tagging your incoming requests.
Month 4
Scripts identify and black out sensitive data for you.
Month 8
AI systems handle all routine database searches automatically.
Month 12
Requesters start fetching their own files through our interface.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your login is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
112
Requests processed daily
zero
Redaction errors per year
40%
Time spent finding misfiled folders
Your severance
A shredder and a lifetime supply of paperclips.
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