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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour forced enthusiasm is the most expensive part of the experience.
Professional shepherd of bored humans in comfortable shoes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimised amusement without the awkward small talk.
squeeze.youAI▸ JOYENGINE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect curated experiences for every user
You facilitate games and group activities to manage boredom. You ensure participants follow rules and stay engaged.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when someone is actually having fun versus just pretending to comply.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Participants scan codes to join games instead of talking to you.
Month 4
Sensors and cameras track every point to remove referee disputes.
Month 8
Smart speakers guide group games with tailored, non-judgmental instructions.
Month 13
Computer vision detects low energy and triggers immediate playlist shifts.
Month 19 · D-Day
The center runs efficiently while you are sent home permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42
Forced smiles per hour
18%
Activity engagement drop-off
Exhausting
Energy output required
Your severance
A one-month pass to a fully automated theme park.
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