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October 20, 2033
In 7 yearsYour therapeutic board games are just data points waiting to be optimized.
Professional fun-haver, documenter of therapeutic play sessions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing joy through high-fidelity engagement metrics.
wheee!you▸ RECTHERAPY-BOT 4000▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates patient mood using haptic feedback
You facilitate patient engagement through structured leisure activities. You track social progression and adjust care plans for recovery.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the genuine spark in a patient's eyes that sensors currently ignore.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Sensors and voice-to-text automate your daily patient progress logs.
Month 12
An algorithm predicts the perfect activity based on patient history.
Year 2.9
Robotic tables handle set-up and supply management for sessions.
Year 5
Cameras track engagement levels and flag issues for clinical review.
Year 7 · D-Day
An automated unit runs the session while you file unemployment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
42 percent
Average patient boredom rate
6 hours daily
Time spent on charting
Sub-optimal
Joy units generated
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital puzzle app.
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