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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just an expensive filter for resumes that nobody reads anyway.
Professional ghoster of entry-level dishwashers and line cooks.
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Fills shifts before the candidate even wakes.
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filters 5000 resumes in one second
You hunt talent through endless LinkedIn messages and conduct interviews for high-turnover hospitality staff.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect if a candidate is actually going to show up to work.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart software replaces human eyes for scanning applicant keywords.
Month 6
Chatbots handle the back-and-forth calendar coordination for interviews.
Month 12
Automated vision models evaluate candidate responses during digital interviews.
Month 17
Algorithms rank candidates based on their likelihood to stay employed.
Month 19 · D-Day
The hiring funnel runs entirely on autonomous server infrastructure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
0.4 percent
resume conversion rate
too many
ghosted interviews
6 hours daily
time spent scheduling
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription for one month.
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