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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Recruitment Agent jobs? · Latest report #aayic9ty
Your job has an expiration date
November 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are just a glorified spreadsheet that occasionally buys people lunch.
Professional ghoster and filler of entry-level email inboxes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect matches without the awkward small talk.
wheee!you▸ HEADHUNTER-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters out candidates with non-optimal keywords
You spend your days cold-calling candidates, matching CVs to job descriptions, and negotiating commission splits. Your value is entirely dependent on the quality of your LinkedIn premium subscription.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the desperate tremor in a candidate's voice before they sign the offer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software begins harvesting every public LinkedIn profile to build a superior, searchable candidate pool.
Month 4
System-generated messages replace your cold-call scripts with personalized content that actually gets replies.
Month 7
Algorithms determine which candidate will actually stay for a year rather than your gut feeling.
Month 10
Your scheduling duties vanish as the system integrates directly with hiring manager calendars globally.
Month 13 · D-Day
You receive a final automated email confirming your own transition to a non-existent role.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4,200
Candidates ghosted annually
0%
Coffee budget efficiency
84
Meaningless buzzwords per call
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated screening tool.
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