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December 18, 2027
In 14 monthsMatching candidates to roles like a blindfolded pigeon playing darts.
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You can detect when someone is lying about their actual salary expectations over a lunch.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes every platform to build a perfect candidate list.
Month 3
Vision models instantly strip human formatting from incoming CVs.
Month 6
Bots send personalized emails that sound more human than yours.
Month 9
AI detects nervousness during video screening calls automatically.
Month 14 · D-Day
The hiring manager stops calling you and clicks 'Hire' on the screen.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
84 percent
Cold calls ignored daily
92 percent
Candidates ghosted forever
412 per hour
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Your severance
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