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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Recruitment Manager jobs? · Latest report #uatddzg2
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsFiltering thousands of resumes to find someone the computer already rejected.
Professional ghoster of high-potential talent.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Stop wasting time on people.
brr.you▸ HIREBOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters 5000 applicants in eight milliseconds
Reviewing candidate databases and conducting interviews to fill open roles with candidates who survive the automated screening process.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a candidate about the company culture with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
AI starts scanning resumes to eliminate humans without actual job skills.
Month 4
Chatbots begin handling initial phone screens with voice-mimicking scripts.
Month 8
Systems automatically update hiring managers on candidate performance metrics.
Month 13
Smart contracts generate and send employment offers to top-scoring candidates.
Month 18 · D-Day
Human recruiters are officially replaced by a single server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
0.3 Seconds
Average Resume Scan Time
98 Percent
Ghosting Rate
472
Synergy Buzzwords Per Hour
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a job-hunting portal.
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