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February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsYour job is essentially copy-paste, except with more artistic pretension.
Professional text-shrinker and social media button-pusher.
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Posting ads faster than your coffee cools.
nom.you▸ RECRUIT-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates social graphics from text prompts
You shrink job adverts and post them while making simple visual content for recruitment ads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spot a tone-deaf job advert that makes your company look terrible.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Graphic tools will now auto-resize your images and text instantly.
Month 3
Language models rewrite your long job descriptions into punchy bullets.
Month 7
Systems push your job listings to boards without your manual input.
Month 12
A script handles the booking and logging on external portals.
Month 16 · D-Day
Your access codes are deleted and replaced by a background script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
12
Adverts condensed per day
240
Minutes spent on Canva
4 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a graphic design course.
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