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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsMaster of spreadsheets who thinks emails replace actual human connection.
Professional gatekeeper of empty university office space.
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You coordinate recruitment pipelines and manage applicant data systems. You send endless template updates to confused students.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a student about their chances with a warm voice.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI maps your entire database to identify redundant email patterns.
Month 6
Algorithms replace your manual replies with perfectly timed personalized pings.
Month 15
Intelligent schedulers handle all committee conflicts without your intervention.
Year 2
The system identifies you as a bottleneck for committee decisions.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
You are replaced by a suite of scripts that work forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
240
Emails per day
42
Spreadsheet tabs open
99%
Generic responses sent
Your severance
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