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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a glorified filter for emails that no one reads.
Professional ghoster and filler of empty spreadsheet cells.
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Candidate filtering without the awkward small talk.
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filters 5000 applicants per second
You source candidates, screen resumes, and schedule interviews while pretending that you care about company culture.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes guess which candidate will actually show up to the interview.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scripts handle your rejection emails and scheduling requests.
Month 3
AI models scan keywords to rank applicants instantly.
Month 6
Automated video bots conduct the initial screening interviews.
Month 10
Machine learning predicts if a candidate fits the team.
Month 14 · D-Day
The entire hiring process is now fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4,200
Candidates ghosted annually
12
Buzzwords per email
6 hours
Time spent on LinkedIn
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a premium career coaching site.
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