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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling resumes as if they were artisanal goods in a dying bazaar.
Professional LinkedIn stalker and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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Finding better candidates while you sleep.
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filters ten thousand resumes in six seconds
You cold-call US firms and match LATAM talent to fill roles. You manage LinkedIn outreach and candidate vetting.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social grace to convince a client that their salary offer isn't insulting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scraping tools scan global databases to find talent matches automatically.
Month 5
Bots send personalized outreach emails that you used to draft.
Month 10
AI assistants handle all calendar coordination and Zoom links instantly.
Month 15
Video analysis tools grade candidate personality and technical fit scores.
Month 19 · D-Day
The agency moves to a fully autonomous hiring dashboard interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
0.8 percent
Cold call conversion rate
250 messages
LinkedIn spam messages daily
6 hours daily
Average time spent on Zoom
Your severance
A one-month LinkedIn Premium subscription and best wishes.
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