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May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling warm bodies to cold companies until the algorithm does it better.
Professional ghoster of mid-level hiring managers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing every deal without needing lunch.
brr.you▸ HEADHUNTER V4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates cold outreach across every channel
You chase hiring managers for open roles and chase recruiters to fill them. You manage the numbers game.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a client is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes every hiring signal across the entire web automatically.
Month 5
Algorithms send personalized messages before you even pick up.
Month 13
AI-driven bots close fee contracts based on real-time market data.
Year 1.9
The system monitors candidate flow without human supervision or input.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The agency model is replaced by a direct automated marketplace.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
3 percent
Cold call conversion
72 percent
Pipeline churn rate
40 weekly
Hours spent on LinkedIn
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription for three months.
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