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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spend all day ghosting people to justify your own existence.
Senior specialist in searching for candidates who don't exist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Candidate filtering without the human overhead.
pop?you▸ HIREBOT MATRIX 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends automated rejection emails at 3am
You source candidates, screen resumes, and schedule interviews while pretending your personality matters to the final hiring decision.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a candidate about the company culture with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI crawlers replace your manual search strings on professional networks.
Week 9
Language models parse resumes faster than your morning coffee break.
Month 5
Bots automatically find meeting times without the endless email threads.
Month 9
Automated bots handle the preliminary qualification calls effortlessly.
Month 14 · D-Day
You receive a final automated email informing you of your status.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4,200
Candidates ghosted annually
12
Buzzwords per email
45m
Coffee-break duration
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a canned thank-you note.
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