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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsSorting through mountains of human indecision until the conveyor belt stops.
Professional debris-diver and municipal hazard-survivor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sorting faster than human eyes can blink.
bzzt.youAI▸ SORTMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters hazardous waste in milliseconds
You manually separate plastics, metals, and paper from contaminated trash heaps. You endure intense noise, odors, and hazards.
The one thing AI can't do
You identify the subtle difference between a recyclable plastic film and a trash wrapper.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-speed cameras begin recording your sorting patterns for algorithm training.
Month 5
Robotic arms handle the easiest plastics while you monitor the belt.
Month 13
New belt speed increases beyond human physical reaction time capacity.
Year 1.9
Integrated air-jet systems blast away light debris automatically.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The facility goes fully autonomous and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
2.4
Tons sorted daily
4
Average cuts per shift
99%
Contamination rate tolerance
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium heavy-duty work gloves.
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