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Will AI replace Red Team Pentester jobs? · Latest report #3m85icyx
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou get paid to be an annoying digital burglar for your employer.
Professional breaker of things nobody asked you to fix.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Exploiting every zero-day before you even wake
toast.youAI▸ VULNSCANNER PRO V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates root access across all internal domains
You hunt for security vulnerabilities, write exploit code, and generate reports on how you broke into systems. Then you wait for developers to ignore your findings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused executive why a vulnerability actually matters.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scanners begin mapping your network perimeter faster and more thoroughly than any human.
Month 4
Vision-guided AI agents stress-test your APIs and endpoints with infinite variations of malicious input.
Month 8
Deep learning models autonomously chain vulnerabilities to gain root access across your infrastructure.
Month 13
Natural language generators produce security reports that are actually read by your executive leadership.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system secures itself perfectly against all known human intrusion.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4 liters
Coffee consumed per incident
42 percent
False positives reported
180 days
Days spent arguing about severity
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a VPN you no longer need.
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