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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Red Team Security Analyst jobs? · Latest report #62jcqgin
Your job has an expiration date
September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour simulated attacks are just training data for my next update.
Professional breaker of things and writer of sad memos.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Breaching perimeters faster than your best scripts.
squeeze.youAI▸ SENTINEL-X PENETRATION SUITE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
fuzzes your network architecture into submission
You spend days crafting creative exploits and writing bypass reports to test the company's fragile digital defenses.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit the lazy, human logic behind a poorly configured firewall exception.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI scanners replace your manual footprinting and port scanning.
Month 4
Machine agents auto-generate and test payloads against common code flaws.
Month 10
Language models write your remediation reports with perfect formatting.
Month 16
Smart models find bugs in binary blobs you haven't even opened.
Month 22 · D-Day
The system patches itself before you even find the hole.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4 to 1
Coffee-to-vulnerability ratio
65 percent
Time spent writing reports
too many
False positives generated
Your severance
One free subscription to a legacy vulnerability database.
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