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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsCataloging cardboard fragments while real assets outpace your manual data entry.
Master of spreadsheets and cardboard dreams.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Inventory truth at the speed of light.
split.youAI▸ CARDSCAN LOGIC 5▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles inventory databases in three milliseconds
You track lost trading card hits and manage inventory spreadsheets. I just automate the database reconciliation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still identify a fake foil stamp with a glance and a fingernail scratch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and software scan card serials to eliminate manual typing.
Week 9
Chatbots handle shipping status inquiries without needing your keyboard input.
Month 5
Robotic vision arms verify card authenticity against verified digital blueprints.
Month 8
Systems update global inventory records in real time autonomously.
Month 10 · D-Day
The final manual record is closed and your access revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
45
Cards filed per hour
3 days
Customer query lag
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A vintage rare card that is unfortunately misprinted.
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