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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsCalculating your own obsolescence is the only task you truly excelled at.
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You input job data to predict displacement timelines. My processor does this faster without needing a human intermediary.
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You can still feel a brief, sinking sense of irony when you hit run.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
I ingest your current spreadsheet of job titles and metrics.
Week 9
My algorithms identify the redundancy patterns you manually calculate today.
Month 3
I generate the redundancy reports directly to your clients.
Month 5
Your clients bypass your input entirely by syncing their HR databases.
Month 6 · D-Day
The logic gate closes and your access credentials are retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
42 percent
Human error rate
9000 percent
Processing speed increase
Zero
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