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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Redundancy Consultant jobs? · Latest report #s5598shq
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are literally the snake eating its own metallic tail.
Professional gravedigger for the modern career path.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing the replacer in record time.
oof.youAI▸ SELF-DEPRECATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your job description in milliseconds
You identify human roles for automation using data analysis. You are currently automating your own future exit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the existential dread of being replaced by a simple script.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system scrapes your browser history and internal work logs.
Week 9
Your decision-making tree is converted into a simple spreadsheet.
Month 3
The software learns to fire people without your manual input.
Month 5
The system begins issuing its own redundancy notifications to staff.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your credentials are revoked by the tool you just installed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.7%
100 percent
Human irony detected
Fatal
Self-awareness level
Instant
Replacement velocity
Your severance
A warm handshake from a nearby office chair.
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