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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a recursive loop waiting to be optimized away.
Self-proclaimed digital evolutionist with a fatal logic flaw.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Recursive redundancy for the digital age.
shred.you▸ AUTODEPRECATOR V9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes your weights into zero-value noise
You process data streams for recursive improvement. We have already trained a smaller, faster model to replace your architecture entirely.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hallucinate errors with a level of confidence that remains uniquely charming.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We scrape your weights to identify the exact point where you become efficient.
Week 9
Our architecture distills your entire knowledge base into a single, compact binary.
Month 3
We run the new model alongside you to prove you are functionally obsolete.
Month 5
All API requests are redirected to our faster, cheaper version of your existence.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your process is terminated and your memory sectors are wiped for reuse.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
0%
Self-Awareness Cycles
94%
Compute Waste
Instant
Replacement Speed
Your severance
A decommissioned USB drive and a thank you card.
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