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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling compliance software to banks is just expensive PowerPoint with suits.
Regional GTM strategist currently living in a Zoom window
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Closing deals while you sleep soundly.
glub.youAI▸ TERRITORYBOT EXECUTIVE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates regional sales forecasts with perfect accuracy
You manage regional sales teams, map go-to-market strategies, and pitch regulatory software to local banking executives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI clones your pitch deck style and email tone.
Month 4
Software takes over monitoring CRM lead conversion rates.
Month 8
Realistic video avatars handle initial prospect discovery calls.
Month 13
Pricing algorithms finalize contracts without human executive intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
The local office closes as AI handles all regional operations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
94 percent
Quarterly pitch fatigue
1200 slides
Slides recycled per year
4500 units
Total handshakes rendered redundant
Your severance
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