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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your charming donor coffee dates into cold, efficient data points.
Professional guilt-tripper with a CRM addiction.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The machine that never forgets a birthday.
stretchy.youAI▸ FUNDFLOW PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates personalized guilt-tripping at scale
You track donation metrics, manage donor relations, and organize regional gala logistics to hit annual funding targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely pretend to enjoy the conversation during a donor's third long-winded anecdote.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI script replaces your manual database entry rituals.
Month 4
Software models identify leads faster than your intuition.
Month 8
Automated engines draft grants without your awkward pauses.
Month 12
Logistics planning software renders your spreadsheets obsolete.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the donation funnel.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
42 percent
Donor retention rate
12 dollars
Average coffee spend
892
Unread email count
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a generic thank-you note generator.
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