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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou oversee software licenses; soon, you will become a historical footnote.
Master of spreadsheets and keeper of the laptop locker
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total enterprise device control without the middleman
oof.youAI▸ ADMINBOT CENTRAL 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates policy compliance across every device globally
You manage regional device deployments and ticket escalations. You spend your life justifying IT spend to annoyed executives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CFO about why the hardware refresh failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start tracking your license compliance automatically.
Month 4
AI negotiators replace your email chains with hardware vendors.
Month 8
Automated resolution scripts handle 99 percent of inbound tickets.
Month 13
Systems self-regulate updates without needing your manual approval.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the central core takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
Under 2ms
Escalation response speed
100 percent
Ticket resolution rate
Zero
Human error probability
Your severance
One free pass to reboot the server room manually
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