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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEngineering firms sell bridges, but you sell slide-deck buzzwords nobody reads.
Master of vague value propositions and PDF formatting.
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generates lead-gen emails at machine speed
You produce brochures and track regional ad leads for engineers. You translate technical specs into mediocre marketing copy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their technical requirements during lunch.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents index every past slide deck you have created.
Month 4
Language models write your emails and newsletters faster than you.
Month 10
Scripts automatically scrape project data to update sales databases.
Month 15
Digital marketing assets replace physical trade show materials entirely.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the regional marketing account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
98 percent
Slide decks ignored
0.4 percent
Marketing leads converted
4 cups
Coffee consumed daily
Your severance
Two weeks of LinkedIn Premium and a generic badge.
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