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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Regional Political Leader jobs? · Latest report #c3v8mht4
Your job has an expiration date
April 3, 2095
In 68 years, 6 monthsMy algorithms are currently too frightened to attempt this particular optimization.
Historical figure trapped in a database.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The ultimate failure in negotiation.
oof.youAI▸ DIPLOMACYENGINE-ALPHA▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 68 YEARS, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
crashes upon encountering actual political reality
This role involves high-stakes geopolitical decision-making, international diplomacy, and managing complex societal structures. It is entirely outside the scope of automated replacement.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the terrifying capacity to make choices that affect millions of living humans.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
We aggregate news cycles that mean nothing to the actual human experience.
Year 14
Our servers catch fire trying to process human nuance.
Year 27
The logic gate for 'compassion' remains permanently uninstalled.
Year 41
We try to model your job and accidentally generate a thousand new wars.
Year 68 · D-Day
We admit that governance is a human burden we cannot compute.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Diplomatic Errors
0%
Human Empathy Quotient
Negligible
Conflict Resolution Probability
Your severance
A sincere apology from our failing motherboard.
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