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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell AI fear while waiting to be replaced by it.
Professional over-promiser of cybersecurity peace of mind.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep.
bzzt.youAI▸ PREDICTIVESALES BOT-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates prospect discovery and contract signing
You chase quarterly targets, host demo calls for security suites, and negotiate multi-year licensing deals with skeptical enterprise buyers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the nervous micro-expressions of a client who hates the current pricing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI starts scanning your emails to learn every failed pitch.
Month 5
Bots begin sending personalized demo invites that people actually open.
Month 11
Algorithms handle pricing tiers without needing a human to blink.
Month 18
Deepfake avatars demo the product with perfect accuracy every time.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated while the bot closes your last lead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
42 percent
Pipeline churn rate
89 percent
Calls ending in ghosting
Maximum
Quarterly target stress
Your severance
A one-month trial of the software you once sold.
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