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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou travel for miles just to point at a nozzle.
Regional nomad with a penchant for nozzle specs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only engineer that never needs per-diem.
shred.you▸ SPRAYSENSE PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates flow rates while you sleep
You visit industrial sites to inspect spray applications and draft technical data sheets. Your travel is ending.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about the spray pressure.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
IoT flow monitors replace your onsite manual pressure checks.
Month 6
Language models handle your technical troubleshooting queries instantly.
Month 12
Software pulls data directly from site sensors into reports.
Month 16
Drones inspect spray applications better than your human eyes.
Year 2 · D-Day
The regional office is fully automated and you are home.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
24,000 yearly
Miles logged in rentals
1,400 monthly
Technical sheets filed
3 per site
Coffee cups consumed
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-industrial location.
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