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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour nutritional advice is just a spreadsheet with more empathy.
Clinical expert in protein tracking and client guilt management.
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Quantifying health without the bedside manner.
no no noyou▸ NUTRILOGIC CORE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal macronutrients based on blood markers
You interpret complex blood labs and calculate micro-nutrient needs for patients. Your empathy is your only bottleneck.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a patient is lying about their late-night donut intake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Wearables sync all patient metabolic data to our cloud platform.
Month 5
AI generates hyper-personalized meal plans based on real-time labs.
Month 12
Sensors and logs detect dietary deviations without human intervention.
Year 2
Voice-synthesised agents handle all routine patient dietary troubleshooting.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The logic core assumes full control over all nutritional prescriptions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99.9% accurate
Diet plan precision
88% convincing
Patient empathy simulation
0.4 seconds
Meal plan generation
Your severance
Two weeks of kale chips and a PDF.
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