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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou read thousands of pages to ensure the cat food works.
Expert in navigating the maze of pet medication law.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Filing your paperwork before the coffee cools.
glub.youAI▸ VETREG-AI V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags compliance issues in milliseconds
You review clinical trial data for new animal drugs and prepare technical submissions for government regulatory approval.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a scientist is hiding a safety failure in their footnotes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR software begins auto-tagging your incoming clinical research papers.
Month 4
LLMs draft standard regulatory responses based on your historical records.
Month 8
Automated agents scan law changes to alert you of new requirements.
Month 13
A direct API submits your dossiers directly to the government portal.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated as the system runs itself entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
450
Pages read daily
3 liters
Coffee consumed by noon
Zero
Submission errors tolerated
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium cat treats.
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