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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou read laws so robots don't have to break them.
Junior analyst keeping bankers out of prison, mostly.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning regulations into code without the human
oof.youAI▸ LEXSCANNER V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tags every policy loophole before lunch
You monitor legal updates and map their impact onto internal bank policy documents. It is mostly copy-pasting legalese.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the quiet, desperate panic behind a compliance officer's vague email signature.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart crawlers map all regulatory sources into a central hub.
Month 4
Models generate impact summaries that you just need to review.
Month 8
Algorithms automatically flag outdated sections in your bank manuals.
Month 12
The logic flows directly from news feeds into reporting tools.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs itself and you are gracefully offboarded.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
200
Pages read daily
High
Coffee intake
4 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
One free subscription to a digital law library.
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