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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour strategic overview is just a fancy way to say delaying progress.
Professional gatekeeper of ministerial confusion and policy drafts.
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Automated governance for a faster, quieter state.
oof.youAI▸ POLICYPILOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters policy drafts through a cynicism engine
You draft advice for government ministers and oversee how policies impact businesses. You waste time in endless meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense which minister will lose their temper before they even finish reading.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your memos are fed into a model to learn your tone.
Month 5
The AI writes 90 percent of the briefings for you.
Month 12
Ministers view automated policy impact analysis instead of your notes.
Month 20
Policy impact calculations now update in real-time without human input.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The office is repurposed into a server room for the model.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4 per day
Coffee-induced strategic insights
42
Acronyms per briefing note
12
Ministers ignored
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a think tank.
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