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October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsManaging complex recovery in a city that never stops complaining.
Expert in navigating NYC trauma bureaucracy and elevator wait times.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising patient throughput while ignoring emotional needs.
bzzt.youAI▸ TRAUMAFLOW 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates recovery plans based on social cues
You track patient therapy goals and navigate the chaotic logistics of high-volume trauma unit discharge planning.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a patient's family is about to lose their composure before they speak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your department's traffic and patient movement patterns.
Month 12
AI suggests discharge timelines based on real-time bed availability data.
Year 2
Software manages all therapy schedules and supply requisitions autonomously.
Year 3
Voice bots handle routine family briefings and patient frustration monitoring.
Year 4
The gantry unit takes control of all patient throughput metrics.
Year 5 · D-Day
Human manager role is fully offboarded to centralized optimization protocols.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
94 percent
Discharge bottlenecks
5:1
Coffee-to-trauma ratio
12 hours/week
Meetings about nothing
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm hospital cafeteria vouchers.
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