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Day 12
An agent summarizes all new papers so you do not have to.
Week 7
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Month 3
Vision models detect why your loss function is spiking at midnight.
Month 5
The entire training pipeline becomes a self-managing cloud service.
Month 8 · D-Day
The server turns off your access and promotes itself to lead researcher.
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