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Will AI replace REIT Private Equity Analyst jobs? · Latest report #ndrubqg6
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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour financial models are just glorified Excel formulas for rich people.
Master of Excel vlookups and weekend-ruining pitch decks.
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recalculates entire portfolios in milliseconds
You build complex cash flow projections for real estate assets and draft pitch decks for committee review.
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You can still lie to the board about why the IRR missed targets.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and scrapers pull property data directly from market records.
Month 6
Generative agents replace manual Excel model building with verified templates.
Month 12
Investment memos are drafted by agents reading raw asset data.
Month 16
The committee now reviews machine output instead of human-drafted decks.
Year 2 · D-Day
The analyst account is deleted and replaced by a continuous feed.
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