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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou exist to be a fleshy firewall for an outdated database.
Professional paper-pusher for the slightly above-average net worth.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless financial service at machine speed.
oof.you▸ OMNIACCOUNT NODE 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
processes loan approvals in three milliseconds
You facilitate account openings and loan applications while manually verifying cash deposits. You are just a human interface.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a client is genuinely panicked versus just having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Automated kiosks replace the paper forms you currently hand out.
Month 5
Biometric scanners confirm identities faster than your manual check.
Month 11
Risk scoring software makes loan decisions without waiting for you.
Month 18
Robotic cash handlers manage deposits and withdrawals with perfect accuracy.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your branch is now a fully unmanned server-rack enclosure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
12 minutes
Average account setup time
4.2 percent
Human error rate
99 percent
Client boredom index
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a high-yield savings account.
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