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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou exist to be the human firewall between data and reality.
Professional buffer between fund managers and reality.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated empathy at scale.
oof.you▸ NEXUSRELATE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends perfect status updates while you sleep
You facilitate investor communication and manage fund documentation flows. You act as the bridge between clients and operations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to hide a bad quarter.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent starts reading every incoming client email automatically.
Month 6
Automated scripts sync fund data directly to client portals.
Month 11
AI-generated summaries replace your manual meeting prep notes.
Month 17
Robotic systems handle onboarding validation without human intervention.
Month 22 · D-Day
The client forgets you were ever the point of contact.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
98 percent
Client meeting boredom index
94 percent
Emails that could be code
3 units
Coffee consumed before 9am
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee voucher.
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