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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spend all day herding cats who refuse to use Jira.
Master of spreadsheets and keeper of the release calendar.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Your CI/CD pipeline, but with zero ego.
pop?you▸ FLOWSTATE DEPLOYER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates every deployment without complaining
You track team code merges and push buttons to deploy software to production servers. It is glorified gatekeeping.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a developer is lying about whether the fix is truly tested.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An agent pulls Jira metrics and generates the daily status reports.
Month 3
Smart triggers now merge code branches automatically based on test pass rates.
Month 7
An AI agent decides the optimal time for deployments to minimize outages.
Month 10
The release button is now strictly guarded by a server-side permission check.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are invited to a meeting that could have been an email.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
99%
Release candidate bottlenecks
400 yearly
Meetings about deployments
Thousands
Useless status reports generated
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a project management tool.
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