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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour career path is just a long walk to the showers.
Expert in middle relief and long bus rides.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect spin rate, zero ego.
stretchy.youAI▸ ARMCANNON-9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
throws strikes at 105mph consistently
You throw high-speed balls at a specific spot for a few innings until your arm eventually gives out.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intimidate a batter by staring them down from sixty feet away.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
High speed cameras record your every motion to build a model.
Month 10
A robotic arm begins testing pitch accuracy against machine targets.
Month 23
Prototype launchers replace the need for mid-game warm-up routines.
Year 3
The machine hits every location requested by the game analysis software.
Year 4 · D-Day
The bullpens are repurposed as server rooms for pitch tracking data.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
4.50
Average ERAs
800
Average bus rides
High
Arm fatigue index
Your severance
A warm Gatorade and a bus ticket home.
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